Small Business is HOT HOT HOT

So lately I've been hanging around the local small business centre taking care of my business registration hoo-hah and it suddenly dawned on me how attractive the staff is.

I was in there today and noticed at least two ladies there who were older, but well-dressed and with firm, shapely bodies. I would go as far as to say they were... well, how do I say this without being completely vulgar about it? I've got a perfect word on the tip of my tongue and just need to retrieve it. Oh, yes.

They were definitely fuckable. Very fuckable.

Who would've known? Who would expect to go into the stodgy, quiet environment of the small business resource office and be treated to eye candy? I certainly did not expect it. The first looker easily clocked into the 40-50 year old age bracket but I would not think twice about taking a roll in the hay with her. Fashion did play a big part in her looks, as she was decked out in a tight skirt, shear panty hose, boots and a fabulous form-fitting turtleneck. And her form... well, let me tell you she had the curves going on. Unbelievable.

The other staff member was sporting a sexy Francophone accent and had the advantage of being quite a bit younger (early-mid thirties) but still bonafide cougar territory in my books. To make matters worse (or better, in this case), the staff there are so helpful and attentive to your needs. It just made them that much more inviting and attractive. It is a bit surreal asking someone about dry business topics then oggling their ass when they turn to leave. This is ripe, uncharted territory for a porn film, I tell ya. At the very least, a calendar series sponsored by Playboy: The Women of Small Business BC.

You heard it here first, folks: small business is hot, hot, hot.