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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Anal Sensation thats Sweeping the Nation

Just a friendly heads up to all you boys and girls to let you know about an over-the-counter product called, "Anusol". I have a prize for the first person who identifies what purpose this product might serve. If you need a clue, the words "RELIEVES PAIN" are included directly below the title.

Anusol eh? I don't know... this just might dethrone "Vagisil" as the best decriptive name for a consumer product. One word says it all. Quite a feat of marketing wizardry if you really think about it.

I mean, I really want you to think about it. Real hard. But not while you're sitting on the toilet.

1 Comments:

Blogger abundantc said...

Is it a Spanish year-round tanning cream?

10:53 PM  

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