Survive THIS

O.M.G.
For those who watched episode two of Survivor: Race Wars... O.M.F.G., was that not the FUNNIEST tribal council you have ever seen? My hat goes off to Billy for being in an obscure metal band and being completely out of touch with his own reality. Man, I have to say I started rooting for him when he tried to pull a last-ditch attempt to save his ass from elimination but Odin's Taint that thing about finding his true love was straight out of left field! Candice? Shit, I was howling when the perky blonde strumpet threw out her "We love you" like so much discarded tissue paper. This is the same girl who made up some cockamamey excuse to snuggle up next to petulant, all-American boy, Adam. What was Billy thinking? The ensuing comments from Sneery McSneerson (JP) had me bawling with laughter. Oh boy, good stuff I tell ya.

In the end, emerging spicy conchita, Cecilia, decided not to side with Cristina and instead helped cocky-ass Ozzy vote out the Fat Guy. That's Fatty #2 voted off the show, the first victim being another musician, Sekou, from Team Lazy. Have to say the show's producers have done a great job so far of casting people who do not represent overweight people very well.

"Are they slovenly?" - Check
"Are they lazy?" - Check
"Are they of barely average intelligence?" - Check

On a brighter note, Team Math & High Grades (Punta) placed first yet again in the immunity/reward challenge. Asians have so far been portrayed as humourless, smart and able to work well as a team. Hey, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

R.O.T.F.L!!!!