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Hi kids. This is a funny little something I caught on the podcast vine last week. The following was transcribed from a recent installment of the Onion Radio News:

Sexy Nurse Having Trouble Finding Halloween Costume. Doyle Redland reporting.

Curvaceous nurse, Veronica Burson has found herself at wit's end trying to find a good Halloween costume this year. Although Burson admits her fallback idea is quote, "lame", she doesn't see any other choice than to wear her work uniform to this year's party.

"The top 3 buttons are missing, so... it really shows off a lot of cleavage."

Many of Burson's closest girlfriends, including a belly dancer, a female cop and a mascot for a devil-themed liquor company say they're faced with the same problem.

Doyle Redland for the Onion Radio News.